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posted by christopher cunningham at 2:43 PM
nice.but no worries, chap. no one is out there trying to steal names and social security #s for identity theft. there is nothing to worry about.jesus.
A guy named Christopher Cunningham just solicited me online for sex.HE HAD YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.
er, no, that was me.sorry. I didn't realize that "SEXMONKEY27" was you.should've though.
Eh, honest mistake.
or was it?i posit it was neither a mistake, nor honest.i think Mr. Christopher Cunningham is so diabolical that he stole his own identity. it's the perfect crime, really, because no one would ever suspect a person of stealing their own identity.it's bloody brilliant. kudos, Mr. Cunningham. kudos!
drat!my dastardly scheme foiled!if it wasn't for these darn meddling kids...
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nice.
but no worries, chap. no one is out there trying to steal names and social security #s for identity theft. there is nothing to worry about.
jesus.
A guy named Christopher Cunningham just solicited me online for sex.
HE HAD YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.
er, no, that was me.
sorry. I didn't realize that "SEXMONKEY27" was you.
should've though.
Eh, honest mistake.
or was it?
i posit it was neither a mistake, nor honest.
i think Mr. Christopher Cunningham is so diabolical that he stole his own identity. it's the perfect crime, really, because no one would ever suspect a person of stealing their own identity.
it's bloody brilliant. kudos, Mr. Cunningham. kudos!
drat!
my dastardly scheme foiled!
if it wasn't for these darn meddling kids...
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