please hold on to the bar...

as the roller coaster gets underway.

hey, at least now we can pay off credit card debt with cheap, fifty-cent dollars (as long as we do it real quick). that's no joke, now's the time to clear that shit up before the CC companies, the hedge fund brigades and the banks (who couldn't even take care of themselves recently) decide it's recession time and the tracks are blown up and the amusement park closed for good.