saturday morning world cup dogblogging...
we call it soccer here at the compound...
-stella blue cunningham
posted by christopher cunningham at 6:26 AM
Saturday, July 01, 2006
we call it soccer here at the compound...
-stella blue cunningham
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13 Comments:
Tommy, NSA here:
go France! daddy needs a new American Flag!
end transmission
er, Tommy, like we talked about last night, your patriotism might come into question with all this Francoislamocommiefascism, this pro-Frog attitude.
frankly, it sickens me as a God Fearing Supporter of Dear Leader.
I mean, really. putting good honest American dollars on the lousy French?
traitor...
Tommy, NSA here:
don't worry, I am gambling with yourmoney, Shakespeare. I liberated it from your communista-hippiefascist bank account.
end transmission
four bucks won't go far, asshole.
Tommy, NSA here:
and as for traitors, we have the video tape of what you did with that poor defenseless American Flag after we got off the phone last night.
twisted, weird and disgusting. we won't stand for it. fortunately Our Dear Leader is steadfast in his resolve to stand up for these weak, fragile symbols of Democracy.
watch your step. because we are.
end transmission
Great Picture there!
Tommy, France will go down. This is my prediction. Wine will flow in Brazilian neighborhoods tonight & freedom fries will be replaced by fried bananas, mango, and rice.
Watch the steps of the Brazilian
squad as they celebrate each goal with a little dance. Taxpayers won't stand for traitors, who gamble with our hard earned $.
So much for my prediction.
France beat Brazil 1-0.
No more camera shots of Brazilian beauties in the crowd.
Tommy, what did you put in the gatorade of the Brazilians. It appears as if their shirts were too heavy for their bodies.
Portugal defeated England on penalties 3-1. It looks like Scolari is still alive in defending the World Cup, as he was coach of Brazil in 2002 when they won. Portugal and France will be quite a match up July 5. Tommy might too hung-over & deaf from tossing firecrackers into bathroom's tub, filled with wine & cheese-sandwiches he received from the French, as payment for fixing the match against Brazil.
Tommy, NSA here:
IN YOUR FACE you braziliofascists, up yours all who oppose the prescient might of the NSA.
it took surprisingly little work to fix this one. almost like the Brazillians wanted to lose. almost like somebody had something on them. hmmmmm.
we told you we were going to win it all. and by "we" I of course mean those limpwristed wine drunk treasonous Frenchies. Tommy's going to get a new boat painted red white and blue!
end transmission
Tommy, NSA here:
USA! USA! USA!
er, I mean
VIVE LA FRANCE! until they fuck us over again, the cowardly baguette stuffers. then it's their ass.
end transmission
settle down Tommy. you act like you just won the Iraq war or something...
j.b posting anonymously. i'll foil the NSA if it kills me (which it probably will)!
it was a good game, but i am wondering if Tommy is a Francophile...er...i mean Freedomophile.
better watch out Tommy, with sentiments like that you'll get the NSA on yr ass in no time.
trust me on that one.
Commander Pete "JesusFish" McFinky, NSA here:
Mr. Dot Barrett, rest assured we will tolerate no "Freedomphiles" in our organization. Dear Leader has made it abundantly clear that the French are scoundrels and saboteurs to a man. you can tell they don't worship Our God over there in that pagan land. only Satan Himself would lend his power to those surrender monkeys, giving them such a pitiful win over the Properly Religious Brazillians.
we assure you that Tommy and his team are only in it for the money.
we are watching.
Jesus Saves.
end transmission
Pete "Jesus Finch" McFinky?
Looks like you need to pull in the reins on Tommy, Frimp, & Agent45.Freedom. It appears they may be double agents & Francophiles to boot.
They'd sell their country over a red, white, and blue boat. & what is their interest in soccer? Shouldn't they be watching a baseball game, eating hot dogs & apple pie, and getting ready for the Fourth of July?
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